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john |
Posted - 11 Aug 2011 : 8:08:00 PM IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE:
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.
Sauvignon blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that your ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover talents you never knew you had.
Stop Hiding and Start Living.
Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNINGS
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Just imagine what you could achieve with a good Pinot Noir....... |
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conker |
Posted - 17 Aug 2011 : 07:48:43 AM Savignon blanc? Sparkling Porphory Pearl was the go, when I was a kid. It was known as 'leg opener' |
conker |
Posted - 17 Aug 2011 : 07:45:47 AM I don't know why anyone would drink savignon blanc. I understand it is red wine which has been decolourised by passing it through activated charcoal. The process must remove a lot of the flavour, so why not just have a G&T ? A nice cabernet merlot is pretty good. Plunket's Winery at Avenel make a beauty ! |
Patrick |
Posted - 16 Aug 2011 : 7:33:27 PM My lips are sealed but I have been told that the classic NZ Sauvignon Blancs' are so good and consumed so fast, they will never have time to be historic! |
john |
Posted - 14 Aug 2011 : 12:37:18 PM Sometimes called Bonl Plonk I hear. |
conker |
Posted - 14 Aug 2011 : 08:13:14 AM You must have had too much savignon blanc? |
john |
Posted - 13 Aug 2011 : 07:52:46 AM Al, I thought a bit of humour would be good |
Allan |
Posted - 13 Aug 2011 : 06:37:54 AM HEALTH ADVICE yes if fairdickem but John dont put sh*t on .. its all about classic motorcycling on this web site!! |
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